July 2011
“Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an...”
– Lemony Snicket (The Beatrice Letters)
When Girls Say:
heyyaawesome:
“I don’t eat in front of boys.”
and I’m just sitting there like:
Your love is deeper than the ocean. Your blood is...
They say that when you can't sleep, you're awake...
brittany-carel:
People, enough of dreaming about me, I need some rest!
Everybody in my house is asleep.. and then there's...
Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
how-you-doin:
1) Fascinating Discourse Chum 2) Riveting Fable Comrade 3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren 4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague 5) Sweet Saga Yo 6) Waste of Time Jerk 7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion 8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One 9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile 10) Trepidating Boar Fetus 11) Ballin’ Gossip dawg!
